Thursday, August 7, 2025

Paul’s Haba Haba Hot Sauce Review

Paul’s Haba Haba

This is a sauce that seems to have 3 main ingredients, the mango puree, the mustard, and the Habanero mash. There are some additional spices and other modifiers, but those are the mail elements. The overall vibe here is very reminiscent of some of the Caribbean sauces I’ve had, which have similarly incorporated mustards and I find the flavor here to be itself, basically the whole being greater than the sum of the parts.

It isn’t like a hot sauce, but nor is it like a mustard. It is quite distinct and seems to want to have a foot in both worlds. This idea I find fine in concept, but in actual application...I think we all have food associations, flavor expectations, and tie certain foods in with certain additions, such as various condiments. For instance, brats will generally go with mustards, as they need something fairly strongly flavored to read, but no so much with hot sauces. Likewise, fried foods would not usually be something one would put a yellow mustard on. To be sure, you could, but that would be unusual.

With this sauce trying to rest between two fairly disparate words, the issue comes in with pairing it with stuff, as it functions like neither of those condiments particularly. I think it works better where you would use a mustard than where you would use a hot sauce, but it is at least functional in both settings. The problem comes in when the sauce is acceptable, but makes you wish you had something else instead, which this one does in nearly every setting I’ve tried it in. The flavor is not bad at all or even close to it, but it is very vigorously on its own terms, which isn’t always what is wanted. Heat-wise, since Habanero is the driver, the level is fairly moderate.

Bottom line: I suspect this would work a lot better with Caribbean foods, which I will be testing at some point. It comes in a healthy 9 fl. oz. bottle, so there is plenty of experimentation to be had...which will probably be needed.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 6
            Flexibility: 4
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 6

Overall: 4

 

Monday, August 4, 2025

Melinda’s Mexicana Hot Sauce Review

Melinda’s Mexicana

Another new-ish product from Melinda’s, as they continue their expansion, this time sees what I can only describe as more or less a merging of a Habanero taco sauce with a Lousiana-Style Cayenne sauce. I was a bit nervous that it might follow the path of Texas Pete Sabor! (reviewed elsewhere here), but it sticks pretty heavily to the motif, which is essentially a merging of those two sauce styles. 

I’m not certain who this is for, though. The label copy suggests using it on “everything” (because of course they do), in cocktails, and popcorn, of all things. Yes, that is exactly what my popcorn has been lacking, a very loose, nearly watery, more astringent than normal taco sauce...think I’ll just go and take a pass on that idea entirely. It also is much more vinegary than I tend to like my taco sauces or Mexican-style sauces, as I don’t generally find that food so overly rich I need to cut it. 

Where I did find this useful was in a very specific frozen Southwest style quinoa bowl and for frozen foods, this is actually not a bad sauce. I could see it also working pretty wonderfully on breakfast stuff, so long as you want things a bit on the vinegar-side. It would probably also be fine to cook with. As it’s only Habanero as the main heat driver and a bit far back in things to boot, this is not a particularly hot sauce.

Bottom line: I find this sauce a bit puzzling, though the concept fairly well done, for what it seems like they were going with. I don’t have a lot of uses where this would fit, but this might be well worth checking out for those that do. 

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 4
            Flexibility: 4
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 6

Overall: 4