Thursday, February 20, 2025

Angry Goat Aurora Berryalis Hot Sauce Review

Angry Goat Aurora Berryalis

I had finished up all of the entire Angry Goat lineup, at least of sauces I wanted to do, i.e. those without onions, some time ago and then noticed this gem popped up last year. I loved the label and it is probably one of my favorites from them, though most of them I view pretty favorably. Since Angry Goat is a sauce company I admire quite a bit (see the list of my favorite sauce companies in the SOTY list - link at right), so, after first checking the ingredient list, I put it on my list to get acquire ASAP. It took a while longer than expected, but I finally got my grubby little mitts on it. Once I did, I wasted no time in cracking it open and diving in.

Douglah peppers, as a superhot, are one that I have decided mixed feelings about. I have had them in places where I thought the flavor worked, but for the most part, they come across as way too sour for me to enjoy much. I figured if they were going to be in the optimal setting, it would probably be in those steely Angry Goat hands. I generally find most berry sauces to be intriguing, but berry sauces in general tend to be a bit on the lower flexibility side. Where they work, such as on red meat and pork, they work spectacularly well and decidedly less well elsewhere.

This one I put through its paces, with a bevy of tastes covering nearly everything I could think of, from the Arby’s Poppers (not sweet enough for that), to ice cream and desserts (way not sweet enough for that), to tendies and burgers and roast beef sandwiches and so on. The smell was very much superhot and the combination of Douglah with Ghosties was kind of a smart one, as in taking a questionably flavored chile and pairing it with the glory of Ghosties. There was also some tempering here with the berries, though I think they do get lost a bit, and maple syrup and black garlic powder, to dial down the sourness a bit, but there was still, for me, ultimately just a touch too much of it. There are a lot of interesting grace notes to be had and this is absolutely one that benefits from frequent agitation.

Douglahs are unquestionably superhots. Ghost peppers are unquestionably superhots. There has been a lot of discussion that the chocolate versions of chiles generally are the hottest varietals. I don’t know if that is true or not, as I’m not a pod guy, per se, but this sauce is absolutely chilehead only territory. It smells of superhot and tastes mainly of superhot and it’s hard to imagine normies enjoying this much.

Bottom line: One of the more blazing entries from Angry Goat, that both earns the bear on the label and delivers yet another quite intriguing flavor prospect, albeit a very chile forward one.

 Breakdown:

            Heat level: 3
            Flavor: 8
            Flexibility: 4
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 8

Overall: 6

Friday, February 14, 2025

Maritime Madness Newfoundland Screech Hot Sauce Review

Maritime Madness Newfoundland Screech

Support video available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J8_QG5du6g

Very interestingly named sauce, with wording that apparently has a variety of meanings and subtexts, though in this case, I think it refers more specifically to the brand of rum used in the sauce. This is one where the intent is to sort of straddle the line between a BBQ sauce (which Maritime Madness also has as a separate and distinct line from the hot sauces) and a hot sauce, which it rather deftly does. Therein, though, is a bit of a challenge.

I’ve spoken before about sauces becoming food-locked and in an effort to gain traction in two different worlds, say mustards and hot sauces or, in this case, BBQ sauces and hot sauces, it tends to diminish the overall flexibility of the sauces, in that you have to pair to multiple styles of condiment and usually fairly distinctive and often times quite forward flavor profile, whereas if you stick to just one, it reduces the things to pair with just down to overall flavor profile. While I suppose someone might add a BBQ sauce to Alfredo, for instance, it probably won’t be an especially happy flavor union.

So, with this one, the flavor sort of reminds me of a couple things. There used to be a BBQ sauce called Open Pit (no idea if it’s still around) that was fairly popular in the Midwest when I was a kid. I find this a bit reminiscent of both that and the Arby-Q sauce, which I’ve never quite understood what they were trying to do there, although it is better than either of those. It is perhaps closest to the Arby-Q sauce, just a much better version of it and not dreadful tasting, like I find that sauce to be. If you lean more into the BBQ side, this is where this sauce tends to do best, though I find the flavor to be overall somewhat subtle, with the garlic and rum showing up here and there, but frequently also with flavor cancellation, depending on where you use it. Heat-wise, this is Habanero & Cayenne, so it’s not particularly punchy. In fact, the heat sort of comes on a bit slowly and tamely and I doubt too many will find it to be particularly challenging.

Bottom line: A very likable sauce that manages to pull off the nifty trick of having a foot in both the BBQ and hot sauce worlds, respectively, though it tends a bit towards the latter.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 7
            Flexibility: 3
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 8

Overall: 5

Tuesday, February 11, 2025

Backdraft Fire Sauce Hot Sauce Review

Backdraft Fire Sauce

From one “kitchen sink” sauce, we follow immediately up with another, though this one is definitely less “kitchen sink” and more just overly busy. It very clearly is more a sweet mustard than any other thing, albeit one with a hodge-podge of what I’d say are excessive stray elements. One of those is the Peruvian seasoning, which contributes a dry-herby sort of feel to things that I could very much do without. I also kind of question the thought of sweetening mustard with both cane sugar and molasses, but that part is less egregious.

The main flavor components here are: mustard, Worcestershire sauce, molasses, and there is also red Habanero pepper mash as well, to sort of give it a slight modicum of heat, along with some cane sugar. The label itself is pretty silly, ranging from suggested use of “EVERYTHING” to calling it a “Fireman’s worst nightmare” and then saying it is dedicated to firefighters...taken literally, which I will now do, is the idea that it is bottled-up bad dreams dedicated to firefighters? Also, calling this “fire” sauce instead of hot sauce is kind of silly and meaningless. This is not to say that hot sauce has intrinsic meaning, since hot usually denotes temperature and you could have literally anything bottled be a “hot” sauce...or cold sauce. Colloquially, the condiment we all know as hot sauce is a reference to capsaicin and moving to “fire” sauce should denote a potentially higher degree of that.

Here, it is does not. We’re dealing with red Habanero, somewhat down in the ingredient list, and heat is quite moderate. It is not appreciable particularly in the flavor. Since this really wants to be considered a hot sauce rather than a mustard, it will be judged in that way. The flavor is quite busy, with a term I like to use called severalmany things going on at once. This sauce would have benefitted tremendously from being stripped back somewhat and simplified and it kind of feels like someone just kept adding stuff until they got to a desired end, rather than pulling back and starting over. It works reasonably well on most meats, excepting, oddly enough, sausages, and it’s a bit too cold (and eggs too expensive at present) for me to try it in either egg salad or potato salad or deviled eggs, but I tend not to love sweet mustards there and definitely prefer uncomplicated flavors towards part of a cohesive whole, rather than a bunch of random notes like this one delivers.

Bottom line: I’m almost tempted to call it a novelty sauce, but I don’t think that’s the intent. Considering it a more or less overly busy sweet mustard is the good move here. 

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 4
            Flexibility: 3
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 4

Overall: 3

Friday, February 7, 2025

Dawson’s Apple Caraway Hot Sauce Review

Dawson’s Apple Caraway

Note: This sauce appears on Season 25 of The Hot Ones.

I've been kind of excited for this one for a while, as the idea of apples and hot sauce, or, in this case possibly, apples in hot sauce, is an idea that tickles me. This one, however, I do find to be a bit misnamed in that respect, as the apple used here is in juice form (paired with the also-subtle flavor of dates) and doesn't really play into the flavor profile much, other than as part of a general fruitiness, which includes what I'm guessing are probably Bells as the first ingredient, dates, and Habanero. 

The more forward flavor note here, though, for me, is the caraway. I think that ingredient is probably another I would consider "dangerous," in that it is so distinctive that it can easily carry away and dominate the flavor of the sauce. While I wouldn't say that is totally the case here, it is to a large degree. If you don't like caraway, the odds are pretty good that you won't like this sauce as that reads through pretty strongly.

For me, I have no real issue with it, but find it to be a very specific "time and place" sort of ingredient, in that I want it in certain dishes, but not really so much outside of that. It winds up spicing up pickles and rye bread quite a bit and in Akvavit as well and for those things, fine. Pairing it with the fruitness of this sauce is rather a bold move and Dawson's is yet another company that is quite daring in the approach to sauces generally. For me, though, this is another like the Shawarma sauce (reviewed elsewhere here) from them in that I like it only in highly specialized places and not really aside from there. If this sauce is still here when grill season hits, I'm definitely going to be trying it on some brats, though, as I think that will work wonderfully.

I did some testing about and found that, while I seem to dislike caraway flavor paired with chicken tendies, for instance, leaning into the caraway aspect is the good move here. So having it with things that already have caraway tends to accentuate that a bit, while also leaving room for the rest of the sauce to shine. This sauce can easily move to distraction of the palate, so it definitely needs to be paired judiciously. Heat-wise, though this was in the 5 slot for that season, this is a rather tame burn. 

Bottom line: Yet another imaginative sauce from the increasingly impressive Dawson's, as distinctive as it is unique, but definitely best reserved for compatible dishes, where results can border on magnificent.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 8
            Flexibility: 3
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 7

Overall: 5

Thursday, February 6, 2025

Irish Spike's Black & Gold Hot Sauce Review

Irish Spike's Black & Gold 

The last of the run of what I had hoped would be mislabeled mustards being called hot sauces and it is by far the busiest of them. The entire attempt was ultimately a bust, as they all turned out to be more hot sauce than mustard by a fair bit, including this one. This one is sort of a cross between a mustard and an Italian seasonings dried spice jar and while it is portrayed as being fit for burgers, hot dogs, and sausages, I must dissent to that idea.

What we have here is a sort of kitchen sink approach, with the number of ingredients approaching 20. This is not necessarily bad, however, as mentioned, both mustard and Italian type seasonings tend to be very strong and, unfortunately here, somewhat clashy. This is also a very chunky, rather textured sauce, with various bits and pieces of different items. This bothers me less, other than clearly some of the stuff was dry when added and that stuff didn’t seem to hydrate fully enough to prevent it from being jammed in my teeth.

The main heat here is from Cayenne, which is quite moderate, to be sure. This is the first sauce I’ve had from Irish Spike’s, though I’ve had them on the radar for a bit, and while I’m not overly impressed, I am very curious as to other entries in their lineup. For this one, though, I just don’t find it works particularly well, as you can try to pair to a mustard or pair to Italian flavorings, but you can’t really do both at once. This works ok on chicken tendies, but I can’t say I really enjoyed it much beyond those and I’d rather have had something different there also.

Bottom line: The first sauce in quite some time where I’ve done a full review and there is some question as to whether or not I’m going to finish out the bottle [editor's note - no], though I don’t find the flavor bad so much as more confusing than anything.

 
Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 3
            Flexibility: 1
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 2

Overall: 2

Sunday, February 2, 2025

On Hot Sauce Styles...

On Hot Sauce Styles

Yesterday, I watched a video from Brian Ambs titled “Hot Sauces From Beginner To Expert” or something along those lines.  I’m not going to link it in these pages, but I urge you to check it and his channel out. Mikey V also has a very lengthy page on his website about this, which goes into far greater depth, which I am going to link. He bases his on geographical regions, which I also do to an extent, as you will see below, but here is the page of Mikey’s: https://www.mikeyvsfoods.com/post/the-ultimate-guide-to-types-of-hot-sauces?srsltid=AfmBOooqCId5fvbQ5PNFDhh3pxfp3qXQTvMriv9zDUWWEl-mnfe9eNQO. I can't say I'm in full agreement on this matter with either of these fine gentlemen, who are also not directly in agreement with each other's positions, but believe both are worthy of consideration to see where you fall on this topic.

Since Brian's video was the one which prompted this post, I will address it a bit further. I found the video a touch inconsistent in its approach, given that one of his criteria seemed based on availability, which is so wildly erratic that for me, for the most part, it’s essentially a non-consideration. I make no claims to know about what things are like in Ohio, where Brian is, but for me, my first impulse is to get something off of a brick and mortar shelf. I am very spoiled, in that I have Roger Damptz of Burn Your Tongue busily scouring the globe for new stuff to bring in and stock in his 3 separate locations, but there are also 3 additional other outlets, not counting grocery stores, that I can think of off the top of my head that warrant at least a casual glance for sauces and if I include grocery stores, it’s probably closer to a dozen. I would be remiss not to mention that grocery store chains will often not stock things identically from store to store, so there is a good amount of variety.

I think before I get much further into this, which I again thank Brian for inspiring and which I should have done long ago (I mentally did some of this when I developed my ranking criteria all those years ago and admittedly made the mistake of assuming everyone was on a similar wavelength), we need to take a step back and take a look at this, as is frequently the case with me, scientifically. We do this by first reviewing where hot sauces fit in, with regard to the general framework of the food world, so we can better understand the context. To do this, we need to discard both words “hot,” which is a colloquialism at best, and “sauce,” which is so generic as to be meaningless, and instead look at category. That larger category would be condiments (or if we want to do this in a taxonomy phrasing, it would be Order or possibly Class), those semi-solid food additives which are meant to be paired with something. So, things like mayonnaise/aioli (if you want to be fancy), ranch dressing, mustard, barbeque sauce, etc. would all conceivably be part of this. The reason I call back to the taxonomy stuff is because words matter, or they should matter.

I spend a lot of time in these pages bemoaning that makers are inclined to call everything they put in a bottle “hot sauce” because that is one of the hottest (*ahem*) sectors of the market and the thinking is that they are more likely to sell product by labeling this way. For the entirety of this blog, I’ve resisted adding ambiguous products, unless the manufacturer specifically insists and in those cases, I will note that something is more properly a mustard, for example, and not really a hot sauce and me scaling it as if it were a hot sauce will be to its distinct disadvantage, sort of like if one rated dogs based on how well they operate a bicycle through an obstacle course.

Anyway, given that hot sauce is a condiment, we can move to specificity and for me, it comes in a singular way, just as with all other condiments, and that is to application, specifically when, where, and how you use it, or if you prefer, to the actual food pairings. So, when I think of styles or types, words which I use interchangeably to refer to this facet because we do not yet have an actual taxonomy-like system, it is in direct reference to those questions. You can have literally any heat scale you want within the various sauce types, so we also take that out of consideration, the same as availability earlier.

With all that in mind, here is how I categorize the different hot sauce styles, which is listed alphabetically, though I will point out that, just as with music genres, the categories are not necessarily exclusive to each other and this list is meant to be more a broad overview, as in most sauces will fit into these style (or sub-styles), rather than encompassing:

Asian-Style: This is one where filtering them regionally, as Mikey V does, would be useful, but I don't encounter them enough to parse in that way and this sort of broad stroke I do in the name of expedience, while recognizing that the flavors of China, South Korea, Thailand, and Japan, to name just a few, are distinct to themselves. The sauces here, accordingly, run a somewhat diverse gamut from sweeter sauces, to ones with greater emphasis on certain flavors, like soy sauce or teriyaki, to the near-ubiquitous sriracha style and even within this style, the sauces are very dependent on food pairings. This is perhaps the least flexible of all of the styles, where the sauces are fairly food-locked into the respective dishes they’re meant to be paired with.

Boutique
- These are sauces that are meant to highlight a specific component or characteristic in the creation of the sauce moreso than pairing. In the case of Brian, where his crossover sauce with High Desert contains a very expensive spice called saffron, that would be an example. Another would be the vast majority of the Torchbearer line, where they have a very distinct approach to making sauce and they are set apart from the rest of the market as a result.

Caribbean - Like the Asian style, this type typically references an entire region and various produce grown there, so things like Scotch Bonnets and Trinidad Scorpions and mustards and tropical fruits, made into a lively and vibrant sauce that echoes that very distinctive cuisine style. These sauces are often very complex (like jerk flavoring or blackened chicken both can be) and I often find this moves away from what I’m looking for in a sauce, as I don’t typically eat that kind of food, but it does serve as a very nice change of pace and a good introduction to approach that rich island flavor.

Everyday (Table): This is a style of sauce that is meant to have a general and delicious enough flavor to be paired suitably with all comers, whatever food you may care to throw in front of it. Actual practice doesn’t quite reach the lofty aspirations of that concept, however, as it’s hard for any sauce to do that, particularly at a high level. This is a relatively new type and for many years, you’d see either various Mexican-style sauces or Louisiana-Style sauces (those two being considered the most room temperature stable and universal in flavor) employed in this fashion before makers started looking harder at this as its own distinctive style. This is one of the more flexible sauce types overall in terms of reach.

Kitchen Sink: This style tends to list many, many, many ingredients, to the point where the result can easily and readily experience flavor cancellation when attempting to pair it and is almost a destination unto itself. This is another type that tends to be quite narrow in terms of where it works with food  and is one I will normally look past because of that facet.

Louisiana-Style - This style of sauce is usually one of simplicity, which is: (highly strained) chile (usually Cayenne), vinegar, salt. Often water and/or xanthan gum will be additionally added, but the idea is to have a thin, watery, very chile-forward sauce with a hard vinegar hit. For this style, texture plays a fairly prominent and specific role and these are the most likely to come (appropriately) with a restrictor cap. Sauces in this style are useful for cutting through rich foods and is probably the most common type, at least in the United States, especially when noting that many, many wing sauces (this is its own category and not strictly a hot sauce, per se) are based on it. This is the one type of sauce I will not be without. If additional elements, such as garlic, etc. are added to it, I refer to it as a sub-style, that of Cajun, and sauces there also tend to run a bit thicker.

Mexican-style - This is another more distinctive style, meant to pair with the various foods of that country. This one also probably has the least variation within entries into this type. While some of these sauces, such as Cholula, can be used equally well outside of those various dishes, most of them will find diminishing returns under that circumstance. Like the Asian-style sauces, these are generally locked into food pairings of those typical regional flavors.

Novelty - This style and one of its spinoff sub-types, the Challenge/Stunt sauce variant, are not really meant to be used with food, and in the case of Novelty, possibly not used at all or even opened. This also includes the vast majority of holiday samplers, a number of which I’ve reviewed in these pages. For many of them, you are purchasing a label referencing a state or vitriol for a specific political candidate or party or an over-exuberant fondness for firearms or some graphically described or suggested destruction of various parts of the intestinal tract, just to name a few I’ve seen. It doesn’t matter what’s in the bottle, at all, because you are essentially buying a display piece.

Pepper
- In a lot of ways, this is similar to the Louisiana-Style, in that it is very chile-forward and may only have 2 or 3 other ingredients, but sauces of this type are generally a lot thicker and usually without the hard vinegar hit. One could also think of it as the difference between being a sauce rather than a straight across puree. The last two Hot Ones Last Dabs would fit into this category, to give you an idea.

Sweet-Hot - This is one of my favorite styles and one I usually keep on hand and generally use the fastest. It is as you would expect, a hot sauce with an emphasis on a sweet element. I will usually divide it further by source of the sweetness, such as Fruit-based Sweet-Hot, for instance, in the reviews, but the fundamental idea is still the same. There may be an emphasis towards a specific fruit, for instance, but generally, the underlying chile sauce is not usually particularly complex and meant to serve as a base, with the sweet element being much more to the fore. The uses here will depend greatly on the sweetness source, with the less pointed the ingredient, the broader the use.

Saturday, February 1, 2025

Smokin' Ed's (Hot) Goji Berry Pineapple Hot Sauce Review

Smokin’ Ed’s (Hot) Goji Berry Pineapple 

When I first saw this sauce, it struck me as curious. I’m not super familiar with the goji berry, other than peripherally, acai as well, but the visual of the sauce made me think that pineapple was playing a fairly moderate role here. If not, the idea of the berries I was familiar with, raspberry, blueberry, blackberry, strawberry, cranberry, did not lend themselves at all well to the idea of being blended with any tropical fruit. So, I was curious and added it to the backburner list, figuring I’d get it once Ed put out one of his trademark storewide sales.

I wound up getting it last year (2024), where it joined a few others, just sitting on the shelf, minding their own business, being put off and forgotten for far longer than intended, like so many others, with the main problem being that now that I had it, I had no idea quite where to use it. Pineapple suggests many things to me, but berry suggests many others, often contradictory. Additionally, my unfamiliarity with the goji was not helping. Was it a nice, sweet berry in its natural form, like the first four I mentioned above, or something far tarter, like the cranberry? After getting into it, I would say more like the latter, but as all those berries are distinct from each other flavor-wise, so too is the goji.

After opening the sauce, it became pretty clear that I was going to have a little bit of a challenge on my hands finding a place where it could fit. The flavor is definitely on the tart side and I will just say that this sauce is for sure in need of some sugar. Perhaps that was the role of the pineapple, but if so, it was not nearly enough, particularly not with the addition of vinegar to boot. We have a tart berry merged with the superhot bitterness of the Reapers and those are the two main flavors. This sort of brings up another consideration in that I have no real idea what is behind the design of the sauce. Usually, I can guess where someone was trying to go, but here...despite my best efforts, still no idea. Goji is considered a superfood and like many of those, one of the major uses seems to be in drinks, smoothies, etc. I don’t think that was the idea here, but I suppose it could be. I found it worked okayish on ice cream and on fried foods, but not to the point it would be my first choice. Interestingly, I didn’t like it on either burgers or roast beef at all, but I suppose this is probably closer to a cranberry on the sweetness scale and I would not ever considering combining either of those foods with that.

The texture here is also a bit on the grainy side. I understand goji berries are generally consumed in a sort of dried out form, closer to a raisin, sometimes chewier, and dried goji were used here. Using a dried fruit I think will always give you a bit of that, given there is no real way to re-hydrate the cells fully once desiccated. In this case, it makes it a bit clumpy. As mentioned, the Reapers are here and are a bit forward, so you can get a sense of the flavor. Heat-wise, it probably won’t challenge chileheads much, but I can definitely see it pushing some normies.

Bottom line: Props to Ed Currie for using a unique ingredient (I don’t recall seeing goji used elsewhere before this), but this is another sauce that I don’t find fits in particularly well.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 2
            Flavor: 7
            Flexibility: 3
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 5

Overall: 4

Tuesday, January 28, 2025

Butterfly Bakery Vienna Lager Mustard Hot Sauce Review

Butterfly Bakery Vienna Lager Mustard

I don’t often think of Vermont, but when I do, it’s usually in the context of one of the two sauce companies in my favored nations list (see SOTY page, link at right), namely Silk City and Angry Goat, and if I’m not careful, I might just up and add this to that list as well. This is my introductory sauce to Butterfly Bakery (of Vermont, not to be confused with Lincoln, NE, as if anyone ever would) and to say I’m blown away would be a vast understatement.

I think we need to discuss, at this point, or rather I will discuss, the concept of “sweet spot.” It does not have anything to do with sugary flavors, but rather, a sort of advantageous zone or set of circumstances in which to arrive at an optimal result. It was frequently used in terms of what area to strike an approaching baseball with a baseball bat, but here, we are applying it to flavor. I think everyone has one, that one (or more) food or type of foods that are always an instant hit, that one never seems to tire of, that is just immediate and instant flavor gratification.

Now, the reason I bring this up is because I have a number of them. There are a few restaurants where I will inevitably order the same exact order (which is kind of a rarity for me) because it is just so magnificent and the bar set too high for anything to compete (often, I will note this after testing). I think there is some commonality to my palate, certain flavor combinations I greatly admire in a hot sauce, and this one, while not entirely similar to other previous SOTY winners, does echo a few a bit. It also strongly brings to mind cherry peppers, one of my all-time favorite things, yet this sauce is definitely more than just a version of a cherry pepper relish.

Indeed, there are none of those peppers, but red Serranos, which I was kind of shocked by how much I liked. Heat is minimal, to be sure, given the Serranos, but the flavor is outstanding. Add to that a high quality vinegar and one of my favorite beer types and round it out with some salt and mustard and you’ve got a definitely world-beater here. I’ve long said that if a sauce is good enough, flexibility ceases to be much of a factor or even consideration, because it will be good on anything. This sauce bears that out as everything I’ve tried it on has been excellent. Just truly a remarkable sauce and in many ways, this kind of watershed sauce is exactly what I want for the SOTY candidates, of which this is the first for 2025, and the actual winners.

Bottom line: Absolutely brilliant sauce, combining flavors spectacularly, and culminating in a cohesive whole far greater than the sum of its parts. Absolutely a must.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 10
            Flexibility: 10
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 10

Overall: 8

Thursday, January 23, 2025

Blues Brothers Blues Mobile Hot Sauce Review

Blues Brothers Blues Mobile

I suspect that with most vanity sauces, what happened here was more the rule than the exception. To wit, I have already sort of reviewed this sauce, as it strikes me as a pretty direct 1:1 rebottling and relabeling (or, I suppose it could be a clone also) of the CaJohn’s Bourbon-Infused Chipotle Habanero sauce, which is one I reviewed in the first year of doing this blog, back when the BICH came in a flask (follow the TOC link at right, if you want to check that out). It was a sauce I found worked much better as a grill sauce than an actual hot sauce. Interestingly, for this one, the Blues Brothers line seems to be trying to have its own identity like the Alice Cooper and Motley Crue lines, but still also reference CaJohn’s, as that company is name-checked on the bottle.

Now I say “sort of” reviewed in the paragraph above, because as noted in the video for the BICH sauce, the formula has changed a bit from back when the sauce came in that flask (and I bought several bottles to give as Xmas gifts that year) and John Hard was still that company. This new version, with the 5 oz. standard bottles we normally see, was a somewhat muted version, flavor-wise. The ingredient listing here is the same as the revamped version of the BICH, with some slight shuffling of ingredients, powders being used instead of the chiles, etc. While a bit of the harsh edge of the liquor has been sanded off, in its place is a sort of artificiality that I’m not so much a fan of.

While I think the overall flavor combination is still pretty strong and more or less carries the day and makes this an overall enjoyable sauce, I also think it’s important to note when this happens...and that I’ve already reviewed this sauce and eaten and enjoyed it many, many times under a different name.

Bottom line: If you can’t find either of the BICH sauce iterations (both reviewed on this blog - see TOC), you can pick up a bottle of this. Despite the tinkering, it remains a pretty strong sauce overall, though still more to my preference as a grill sauce, where it brings the Maillard reaction to great effect.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 8
            Flexibility: 4
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 8

Overall: 5

Friday, January 17, 2025

Smokin' Ed's (Hot) Chocolate Strawberry Hot Sauce Review

Smokin' Ed's (Hot) Chocolate Strawberry

Note: Support video available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX5QHeiBPCA

I'm not entirely sure if the Smokin' Ed branded line is meant to be a sub-line of Puckerbutt or an entire rebrand, but it strikes me that these are somewhat experimental, but mostly boutique concoctions of Ed stretching out as hot sauce chef. I've gotten a few sauces from this line that will be coming down the pike, including both versions of his wing sauces that use the same "Wing Thing" name as I use for my quarterly FOH video homage to The Hot Ones. They are so far perhaps a bit more interesting than anything else, with this being a really good example of that concept. I opened this bottle in September 2024, so it has taken nearly 5 months to get to this point, which is fairly unusual.

Part of this was because I was trying to figure out what to put in the video with it. I do not typically make videos (in fact, I don't think I ever have) wherein I just eat the hot sauce itself, but sometimes I get a little stumped, such as with this one. I played around with it a while and then finally decided to lean into the cocoa of this sauce (you'll see in the video, which, by the by, if you count run time, is probably the longest video to date I've done, and if you count filming and editing time, is definitely the longest, and if you count the many weeks of pre-production, once I settled on the accompanying food, easily the longest there probably will be). I do really like the interplay of the cocoa and strawberry here, which is, of course, a great combination, but there is a big problem. 

That big problem goes by the name of vinegar. This is an exceedingly sour sauce, to the point where I couldn't use it on ice cream or any other desserts. I don't find cocoa to be something I want to put with savory foods, generally, so I had to wrack my brain to find a place for it. I did also like the pretty solid heat of the mighty mighty Reapers at play (non-chileheads may be pushed a touch with this one), but I honestly was more confused with this than anything. I am not sure, at all, what Ed was going for here and was going to shoot the video and bin the sauce, but something extraordinary happened during the filming and I found the place where it is most fitting and intend to use it fully. Normally, I would tell you what that particular food thing is, but instead, I am going to say watch the video (which will be coming in early February 2025). I will say that the sauce does work well with chocolate-type stuff, so long as you can cook it with whatever that stuff is and try to knock off some or all of the astringency. 

Bottom line: As is, this is a very pungent sauce, to the point where it doesn't really mix and match in its raw form. Use it in the right place, though, and it is pure bottled magic.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 2
            Flavor: 4
            Flexibility: 1
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 5

Overall: 3