Legal Hot Sauce (Hot) Review

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Legal in Brazilian, which is where this sauce hails, means a positive emphatic (as well as lawful), along the lines of cool or awesome. This sauce company has chosen their name somewhat poorly, as the name on the bottle is literally how it reads, similar to Pallotta Hot. Companies need not put the adjective "hot" in their name if they're making hot sauce...it just gets into the awkward hour.

That aside, I had not ever come across the Malagueta pepper before and it's pretty rare that happens these days, so I got excited. Getting into this sauce was a whole lot less pleasant, though. The overall flavor reminds me a lot of Tabasco crossed by way of a Scorpion, in that it has that Tabasco bit of sweetness (possibly the sweetness is the addition of carrots, I should note) and flavor, but also has a very strong flowery and bitter aspect to it, somewhat similar to the Scorpions. It is ultimately not something I find particularly palatable, but it was definitely interesting to try.

Given how heavily vinegary it is, this is probably something that makes a lot more sense in the context of where you would use a Louisiana-style sauce. It is also approximately that consistency, though not quite as water, but comes with a restrictor cap, which is definitely necessary. The flavor profile is very strong though, also reminiscent of Tabasco, and it's also similar to Tabasco in that it comes across as a love/hate sort of proposition. As I don't like Tabasco particularly and grow less fond of Scorpions lately, this is not one that I find especially enjoyable. One of the things I really dislike, though, is that there seems to be a sort of alcohol flavor to it, which I find quite puzzling and jarring. I'm not quite clear if this harshness is part of the intent or not, but it is highly detracting. Oversaucing becomes an immediate problem as this sauce can definitely wreck things. Heat-wise, the sauce is pretty moderate, hotter than the Tabasco and Lousiana-style sauces generally, but not anything approaching blazing. 

Bottom line: I always enjoy experiencing new (to me) peppers for the first time and this was no exception, but I definitely will not be using the entire bottle. Indeed, this one is going to be binned and is on the fence for me keeping it around long enough to film a video for it.

Breakdown:

            Heat level: 1
            Flavor: 1
            Flexibility: 5
            Enjoyment to dollar factor: 2

Overall: 2